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BLACK FRIDAY

Ramesh D'Souza (rsouza.d) — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 13:16:36 GMT

Dude deserves praise. Good video.

Web Trends Report: Black Friday Shopping

Ramesh D'Souza (rsouza.d) — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 13:13:43 GMT

I am buying this BF.

Ben Bernanke, Please Send Me Some Green!

Ramesh D'Souza (rsouza.d) — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 13:10:56 GMT

Go ahead! rip off this country a**holes

Motherhood

Zissy Foy (zissyfoy) — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 23:56:59 GMT

Motherhood

1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
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Preparing for the Birth:
1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby:
You don't bother because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.
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The Layette:
1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's
little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the
darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't
they?
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Worries:
1st baby: At the first sign of d istress--a whimper, a frown--you pick up the baby
2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing
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Pacifier:
1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put
it away until yo u can go home and wash and boil it.
2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's
bottle.
3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.
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Diapering:
1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they need it or not.
2nd baby: You change their diaper every two to three hours, if needed
3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to
complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.
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Activities:
1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, Baby Zoo, Baby Movies and Baby Story
Hour.
2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaners.
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Going Out:
1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to
leave a number where you can be reached.
3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.
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At Home:
1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing
at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking,
or hitting the baby.
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from

the children
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Swallowing Coins (a favorite):
1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays
2nd child: When second child swallows
a coin, you carefully
watch for the coin to pass.
3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his allowance!
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Pass this on to everyone you know who has children . . or everyone who KNOWS someone who has had
children . .

(The older the mother, the funnier this is!)

GRANDCHILDREN: God's reward for allowing your children to live.

Dude is getting sick and screwed

Ramesh D'Souza (rsouza.d) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 13:47:50 GMT

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Average wages have risen 3.4% in the past year, while prices have gone up nearly 6%

Health care added 17,000 jobs. Government added 9,000, mostly in schools.

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My vote goes to Ms Wasilla aka Palin aka McCain's running babe

Ramesh D'Souza (rsouza.d) — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 14:19:56 GMT

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John McCain Joke ad

Ramesh D'Souza (rsouza.d) — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 06:01:46 GMT

LOL

David Letterman Reacts to John McCain Suspending Campaign

Ramesh D'Souza (rsouza.d) — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 05:55:03 GMT

Funny

Touching Story

Zissy Foy (zissyfoy) — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 03:01:52 GMT

Touching Story



Touching Story of Love and Marriage
A  very old man lay dying in his bed. In death's doorway, he
suddenly  smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie
  wafting up the  stairs.
He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself  from the bed.
Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way  out of the
bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down  the stairs,
  gripping the railing with both hands.
With  labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into
the  kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought
himself  already in heaven.
There, spread out upon newspapers on the  kitchen table were
  literally hundreds of his favorite  chocolate  chip cookies.
WAS IT HEAVEN? 
Or was it one final  act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing
to it that he left  this world a happy man?
Mustering one great final effort, he  threw himself toward the
  table. The aged and withered hand,shaking,  made his way to a cookie
at the edge of the table, when he was suddenly  smacked with a spatula
by his wife.
Stay out of those,' she  said, 'they're for the funeral!!!!!

5 Free Tips to Increase Your Delivery Income

Zissy Foy (zissyfoy) — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 02:53:55 GMT

These are just a couple of the ideas from the ebook 'Pizza Confidential.' Hopefully you can put these to use the next time you work.

1. When you have a credit card receipt, use a highlighter to highlight the sections for tip, total and signature. Ask the customer to fill out the highlighted areas. By doing this you'll leave the customer with no excuse not to tip you. While you shouldn't ask for tips, this makes the message pretty clear without saying a word.

2. Keep some sodas in your car. They might get a bit warm, but if you're at a customer's house and you forget one it sure beats driving back to your store or purchasing one at a gas station.

3. Use those hazard flashers and park anywhere! This is especially true if you have a car topper. Park in the street, in fire lanes, handicap spots, etc. You're not going to be there long anyway. No need to look for a parking spot a block away then walk your food up. Just make a parking space. You'd be surprised what you can get by with. When at retail locations like malls, never park in the customer lot. You're conducting a legitimate business delivery and are no different than that UPS truck. Also, for malls learn to use the service entrances/fire exit hallways. You won't have to weave your way through loads of shoppers. Both these things will save you lots of time and steps, allowing you to take more deliveries.

4. If you drink coffee, make friends with clerks at the convenience store. Take them food, maybe even learn their names. If you have your own mug, you should be able to get free coffee. Most of these places do their coffee inventory by plastic cups, not the coffee itself. If you have your own cup and have a good relationship with the clerks, free refills shouldn't be a problem. While this doesn't increase my tips, it does increase my income by saving me $5/week.

5. Hypermiling. I stumbled on this concept when I was almost done writing P.C. Basically, this involves changing your driving habits to use the minimum amount of fuel possible by turning your engine off at long lights, coasting, decelerating rather than braking, and several other techniques. Some people get 40% better MPG than the estimates buy using these techniques, and the first time I applied them all to a full tank of gas I got an increase of about 8mpg.

Read the Wikipedia entry at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypermiler to get started.

Well, that's it. 5 easy things you can do to start increasing your tips and saving you money. If you'd like to know more, you can follow this link: http://www.pizzaconfidential.com/order/index.html to order the ebook. Don't forget you'll also get an audiobook version of this ebook as a digital download; listen to it at work and get paid to learn. Nice, right?

Take care and be safe
Marion
www.pizzaconfidential.com